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    George Carlin on aging

    Absolutely Brilliant
    IF YOU DON 'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE
    AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON

    George Carlin's Views on Aging
    Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions

    How old are you
    I'm four and a half
    You're never thirty-six and a half
    You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key
    You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back
    You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead
    'How old are you
    'I'm gonna be 16
    You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16
    And then the greatest day of your life
    You become 21
    Even the words sound like a ceremony
    YOU BECOME 21
    YESSSS
    But then you turn 30
    Oooohh, what happened there
    Makes you sound like bad milk
    He TURNED; we had to throw him out
    There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling
    What's wrong
    What's changed
    You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40
    Whoa
    Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away
    Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone
    But wait
    You MAKE it to 60
    You didn't think you would
    So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60
    You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70
    After that it's a day-by-day thing
    you HIT Wednesday
    You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle
    you HIT lunch
    you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime
    And it doesn't end there
    Into the 90s, you start going backwards
    'I Was JUST 92
    Then a strange thing happens
    If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again
    'I'm 100 and a half
    May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half

    HOW TO STAY YOUNG
    1. Throw out nonessential numbers
    This includes age, weight and height
    Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them

    2. Keep only cheerful friends
    The grouches pull you down.
    3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever, even ham radio
    Never let the brain idle
    An idle mind is the devil's workshop
    ' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's

    4. Enjoy the simple things

    5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath

    6. The tears happen
    Endure, grieve, and move on
    The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves
    Be ALIVE while you are alive

    7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever
    Your home is your refuge

    8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it
    If it is unstable, improve it
    If it is beyond what you can improve, get help

    9. Don't take guilt trips
    Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is

    10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity

    AND ALWAYS REMEMBER
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away
    And if you don't send this to at least 8 people
    who cares
    But do share this with someone
    We all need to live life to its fullest each day
    End
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